Character Profiles

World of Warcraft Characters


Ages are all in relative human years; I don't give enough of a shit to calculate how many THOUSANDS OF YEARZZZ my elves and other stupid things have lived, and I'd rather just pretend they all have normal human lifespans anyway. ...Admittedly, I don't adhere 100% to WoW's story and timeline in a lot of places because, frankly, I think a lot of it is pretty campy and too hard to believe at all. (Also whoever writes the jokes and references into that game is terrible at humor, ugh... did I mention I only even play this crap because the game mechanics aren't loathesome?)
Ericius
Ericius * Species: Draenei bullet Age: 31
The black sheep of his family. Cares little for faction hostility, and can sometimes be found drinking with Thelgar and some other friends he shares with the troll when he happens to be in Shattrath. 		Affinity: Alliance
Class: Shaman
Talents: Enhancement / Restoration
Jobs: Mining, Engineering
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Jhun
Jhun * Species: Draenei bullet Age: 49
Rhyndel's uncle, and a devout follower of the Light. Very strict and serious, though his niece's carefree personality sometimes defuses him. 		Affinity: Alliance
Class: Priest
Talents: Discipline
Jobs: Alchemy, Herbalism
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Kashira
Kashira * Species: Tauren bullet Age: 25
Pretty much the same Kash she always is, only a cowperson instead of a human / cat thing. Skeptical of just about every organization in Azeroth, she tends to adventure alone under neither the Alliance or Horde. 		Affinity: Neutral
Class: Warrior
Talents: Protection
Jobs: Blacksmithing, Mining
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Rhyndel
Rhyndel * Species: Draenei bullet Age: 21
An outgoing, warm, and compassionate person. Her first pet was a male nightsaber she named Feriad, and she later acquired a female boar Mosuun; the two are very friendly and love to wrestle with each other. 		Affinity: Alliance
Class: Hunter
Talents: Beastmaster
Jobs: Herbalism, Leatherworking
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Siegen
Siegen * Species: Human x Blood Elf hybrid bullet Age: 17
Thurien's sorta bastard son. Pretty much despises other elves for being racist towards him, and associates much better with humans and the Alliance in general despite his heavily elven features. Strangely enough to those who know his heritage, he has no natural talents for magic and his eyes completely lack the magical glow full elves' eyes have. 		Affinity: Alliance (SI:7)
Class: Rogue
Talents: Combat
Jobs: Alchemy, Engineering
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Sylvene
Sylvene * Species: Night Elf (as far as anyone knows...) bullet Age: ???
Info goes here 		Affinity: Neutral
Class: Druid
Talents: Feral / Restoration
Jobs: Skinning, Inscription
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Thelgar
Thelgar * Species: Troll bullet Age: 34
Lives in a small hut in the middle of nowhere (the Barrens) with his Eversong lynx and Stranglethorn tiger pets. Is generally pretty laid-back and difficult to anger. Sometimes goes out drinking with Ericius and his other friends when he finds himself in Shattrath. 		Affinity: Horde
Class: Hunter
Talents: Survival
Jobs: Skinning, Leatherworking
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Thurien
Thurien Skyblaze * Species: Blood Elf bullet Age: 53
ANOTHER SEXY MOFO. Albeit with a pretty stupid last name, but that's just how bludelfs roll. He's pretty disappoint at both the Alliance and Horde for continuing what he sees as their "petty slapfight" when there are more important problems at hand. Very talented fisherman, and takes this up as his primary job when his days in the Argent Crusade end. 		Affinity: Neutral (Argent Dawn/Crusade)
Class: Paladin
Talents: Retribution
Jobs: Herbalism, Inscription
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